Friday, July 28, 2006

Chronicles of Dognia #6.

So Hugo is staying. I made this decision and I'm alright with it, not always happy but alright with. The main thing was that at this point in time, if I really want to keep my lady, which i have every intention of doing, then Hugo is going to be something i'll have to live with and something I'll point to and h8 for a long time to come.

The dog is coming on VACATION with us, this only means one thing to me people; I'M coming home early!!!! See me in the crib, you know it's Video Games and PORN TIME!!!!!

I've realized that maybe my reaction to this situation wasn't at all over the top for me. I figured that like after a month I'd be slowly slipping into liking the dog more. NOPE, still don't. He's a bamma.

Oh and this young barking (well he really don't bark) bamma decided to get excited and jumped up on the BED!! Young where I sleep, on the bed!!! White people if ya'll ain't know this is completely unacceptable. Whatever I was salty!!!

People there is no need to worry, I'm not leaving my lady, she is the love of my life. She tried the hell out of me, and pissed me off to the point of anger that I've very rarely been to, but I love her to death and she's not going anywhere. Well unless she decides that I'm a horrible person and she needs to leave me. (that shit could happen) So yeah we're closer to being Rated AJ (ALL JESUS) let's just keep hoping.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Chronicles of Dognia #5.

This little bastard layed a fresh biscuit in the middle of our BEDROOM!!!!!!! Fuming, absolutely ridiculously angry.

In the dogs defense, he did what he was supposed to do. He walked to the door, in a "I have to go out" sort of way and he was ignored. So I can't really be that angry with him. I'm just angry.

Homies, there's a lot of shit goin through my head right now, and your boy is not happy. I can be happy for a while, but inevitably I come in and i'm just a salty salty man.

Where shall we go from here kiddies.

On other notes, my guy Paul is coming into town, and I will enjoy stomping his ass out in some College, then taking that ass to the basketball court and wearing him out in the heat. Should be a good time.

I feel the need recently to be constantly surrounded by my people, it's like otherwise my mind starts to wander and I get salt faced Iodized.

EHH can't call it today, I might have to go holla at that Five Guys today shit is getting real hectic for me, or maybe Pho? HMMM what sha'll I do?

Thursday, July 13, 2006

27 times around the sun

I recently have celebrated my 27th time around that great glowing sphere of gas that enables life to go on. I came to realize a few things.

#1. I love absolutely love my birthday. Reason being is that, this is my one day to be compeltely selfish and self-absorbed. I generally put myself last when in company of others, sometimes to the point of detriment. Except on this day, July 8th all things come through me and I like that. I have a problem even going for what I want sometimes though, just because I know some people may not like it.

#2. I'm not where I thought I would be at this point, not that I had any real idea of where I would be, but I definitely didn't believe I'd have a lady that I love and live with (Hugo notwithstanding) and I'm not just talking about, but seriously considering marriage. I never would've thought that. I have my childhood friends still very close to me, they still play huge parts in my life and are constantly around to help me get my mind right and hold me down. I love them for that. My sister is still my bestfriend and supports me in ways that NO ONE else will ever truly understand.

#3. When I celebrate we all celebrate, it's my birthday but fuck it we can all get stupid drunk and make some bad decisions!!